please do comment. :)

..and dont forget yer name.

txt this fag, and tell him/her that she's/he's a bitch. ok? or better yet.. add more spice to it. oryt? im not mean or anything, but this piece of crap asked for it. I wont tolerate bitches. atleast not anymore.

Another insecure hater, huh?! HAHAHAHA. Ok, I didn't bother to reply cos its obvious, he or she is trying to mess with me. But this piece of crap went superbly overboard when he/she insulted my name. Its Jumaquio, you idiot/ menace/ embicile/ ass/ bitch, not jofucku. J HAHA. Im just so sorry, but my nose is like THAT na ever since. And if you got a problem with that.. then deal with it.

HAHA. I was in Greenhills, Promenade that early morning, so I was like super hyper. I have lots of INSANELY CRAZY, BITCHY, SHITTY DRAFTED msgs, I SHOULDVE sent to this piece of shit (literally), pero I didn't mind to to send it na.. waste of time.

1] JOFUCKU? Haha. Relaks. Fuck u ka ng fuck u, baka mabuntis mo ko. Eh muka ka pa naming hindi pinagaral, baka wala kang ipakain sa magiging anak natin.

2] Can I move MY NOSE a bit, cos its blocking yer view? Well I say: sorry ka, ginawa ng Diyos na ganyan yung ilong ko. Im contented. J And if u have a freaking problem with thut, haha.-deal with it.

3] grabe ka makapanglait ah'? bakit? Siguro you look like my dogs?..ay wait, my dogs are cute pala. Muka kang shit noh? Haha. Kaya ako pinagdidiskitahan mo ko?! HAAHAHAH. YOURE DUH SHIT.

4] Oh muta ko kagad yung nakikita mo eh, di mo napapansin, mas malaki yung sayo! (as opposed to the saying na "bago mo alisin yung muta ng iba, alisin mo muna yung sayo)

5] Sige maghintay ka, pag nakatapos ako ng pag-aaral, im gonna have my nosejob, tas ill give you lotsa moolah para you can go to school naman, wawa naman you cos its obvious hindi ka nakapagaral. J

6] HU R U? FUCKING COWARD. Scared to put yer name? WEH! UR THE SHIT, literally and figuratively. How dare you insult me like thut?

Laughtrip. J I wont state the obvious, cos I KNOW, you people know what im talking about. woah, so don't try texting me lame messages telling me im gago, that im putangina. Cos hey, im no gago, im no puta, my MOM is definitely not a puta. pffft. as if thats going to scare me. I can do anything, EVERYTHING. wait till I get to track you. you poor thing, you're so dumb you forgot that you are a globe user, and that globe has a tracker, you pig. I know exactly what im going to do... haha. malamang, i'll go directly to your house, and ruin you. yes, I WILL RUIN YOU and your name. and thats not all.

Now you're on crack. I don't give a damn thing about who you are, my ghad you pussy... you're dreaming. learn how to separate fantasy from reality. J Bat ko gagalawain ilong ko eh ikaw ung namomroblema dyan! Are you THAT tanga, edi umalis ka. ;p

Lumalaki na daw ulo ko nyan. haha! well, well... HELL YEAH. cause i have class, and you have obviously none. you are hilarious biatch or fag (cos I dunno if youre a sluttly manwhore biatch, or an illmannered faggot). why dont you go check your family background first? You have nothing. you could have something, if you'll just start acting like a civilized biatch/fag and not the sick girl/boy that you are right now. Hahaha

I told na my mom and dad about this insulting shit, and theyre trying to do some legal action about it. Not that were overly superbly fucking over reacting, its just that, its my name yer insulting. J So better, watch out, fool. Cos im gonna get cha'. Scared?. Don't be. I wont kill you, Im just gonna hurt you enuf, to make you realize that disrespecting someone else's reputation is like disrespecting your family AND your dignity. J

Btw, if everyones texting you like shit now, THANK ME. J Yan ha, andami mo ng textmates J ..Mxado nga lang silang galit sau. ;)

Of course, my initial reaction was like WHUT THE SHIT?!
I was willing to explain every little thing to her sana, pero she went overboard when she called me "gaga". I hate the expression mehn, its soo uhh, pathetic?! GAGA KA. Hahahahaha J

When I say "You're the shit mehn, AHAHAHA. " It doesn't mean Im referring you as a tae or whatever foul term. I mean, cmon. Why would I even refer people as tae-knowing me.. I wont ever do that. ON THE DAY OF MY BDAY FOR CREEPS SAKE. And if your thinking and reading my msgs completely, IM referring to those LSGH boys, I KNOW ABOUT. (ahem, skye nadela!! ) plus theres the term "thank you guys.. bois.. ahahaha".

Cos If im really saying na muka clang tae, or mga tae sila I would've omitted these lines and instead make them mura roight?! BUT I DIDN'T. So, yeah.. what the shit. J

Ok, with this, I was sort of really pissed na talaga. THAT is exactly my point. Look, I don't give a rat's ass with her LSGH FRIENDS in the first place. READ MY MSG AGAIN. It was addressed to DUH BOIS I know (ahem, skyne nadela, ur the shit mehn! PANALO!) . And whats insulting with that? Cant you see my point? If you don't know what Im talking about, that simply means, you don't need to KNOW what Im talking about, cos uhh, its not for you. Bashin nyo ulit, knowing nga na hndi m nman klala ung mga klala ko, THAT'S IT. Ibig sabihin, hindi sila yung tinutukoy ko. You don't need to react, cos theres nothing, completely nothing to react about. And that's shitty men, literally.

Complete three-sixty turn around dubah? From LSGH war to my suitor then to our taxi. COOLNESS MUCH. Galing nya magshift ng topic. :| First and foremost, lahat ng suitor ko, swerte, cos Im not the type of person who makes baliwala of their efforts. J Ahem, Im making parinig! AHEM. Ahem. Hehehe. And about our taxi thingy, SURE. Everyones welcome to ride as long as your willing to pay J But then again that is just for our extra livelihood, my father works for Metro Drug so you better contact him first..:P I know she has something against me, the thing about my suitor, and my dad's occupation-that's how the topic was brought about. She has second thoughts about my suitor, and she has this doubt about the occupation of my dad. How pathetic, mucho, roight? Before kasi, when we were still 'friends, when she sees my dad on the streets, he drives one of the few taxi's we have. That's why she thinks that Im making a whole crappy story about my dad working in this big time pharmaceutical company. But hey, whos she kidding, google the company, look for my dad's name..and presto: Supervisor, Metro Drug Philippines.

She replied again, but her reply was sort of about her dad na moving away, and living in a far, far place.

End.

..or so I thought. I texted a few people I know, SHE KNOWS. Cos she took the hell out of me that night, damn, She ruined the supposedly calm, peaceful dinner I was having with my family. It was some sort of a bitchy message telling THAT SOMEBODY to use her common sens before violently reacting and ruining someone else's dinner. With the term "bira ng bira eh". HAHAHA. I sent it to Charlotte, Thea Ocampo, Elshai. Kc, Rangelique. and uhh, sino pa ba? Yun lang ata eh. PS. I DIDN'T MENTION ANY NAMES, UHKAY?

3 days after, April 14. Ali AGAIN texted me,

AHH. Loyalty Awardee. J I was supposed to reply a shitty one to her cos I think shes bitching with me. HUH. Ill give her what she wants. But then again, I stoop down to her level ONCE, and that's it. J One, Im really quite sure that those girls would tell Analiz what I just texted em'. I KNEW IT ALL ALONG. And that's what I had in mind. GUILTY. I didn't mention any names. Alam na alam nila eh. AHAHA. I want it to GET TO HER. Two, Im no gago. J Three, I say, SEXY BACK! Ahahaha. On a serious note, kung back biter ako or back fighter, eh ano ka?! Does Thea Ocampo know about the times you call her names and tell people how TRYING HARD she is, at her back?! , Does Rangelique know about how you rant to people how you hate her bcos lagi ka nyang iniiwan sa ere? AND Im not back fighting you, simula pa lang, I gave you a clear remark that we ARE NOT in good terms. WHATS YO PROBLEM?!

See, stop calling me gago, or nything. I don't like that. I don't curse people. So don't curse me. Freedom of speech you say? Then freedon of speech my ass.